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How To Get A Job – 5 easy steps to success

Step 1: Apply for a job you really, really don’t want.

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Step 2: Hope against hope that your application got eaten by internet gremlins, freeing you of responsibility. At least you tried right?

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Step 3: Have a mini breakdown when you’re called in for an interview while seeing the life you really want flash before your eyes.

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Step 4: Fake enthusiasm when you get the job while screaming internally. In the meantime, congratulations on your new job pour in from people validating their own life choices through you.

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Step 5: Hate your life forever.

Stay tuned for How To Get a Career!

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